Cor blimey, Guv! New entry
Anything that brings a few moments of joy into the abject misery of East
Enders gets a big cheer from us. So imagine our delight when tomato-faced boozer Phil Mitchell's new Doris turned out to be Geordie babe Jill Halfpenny, the owner of the finest 34D mammaries ever to stroll into Albert Square. Well played Philip!